"Quotables"
 

"Then Jesus said, The vital force of men depends on what they eat and drink."

The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ, chapter 119, verse 13

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"What we call man's power over Nature turns out to be a power exercised by some men over other men with Nature as it's instrument."

C.S. Lewis

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"If you done it, it ain't bragging."

Walt Whitman

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"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

George Carlin

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"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."


Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat."


Anonymous

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"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers."

Kahlil Gibran

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"If you hold a cat by the tail you will learn things you cannot learn any other way."


Mark Twain

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"We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security."


Dwight D. Eisenhower

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"Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my god, you learn."


C.S. Lewis

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"Swimming is not a sport, swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense."


George Carlin

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"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."


Mitch Hadberg

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"A word to the wise ain't necessary ~ it's the stupid ones who need the advice."


Bill Cosby

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"Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people."


John Adams

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"The politician attempts to remedy the evil by increasing the very thing that caused the evil in the first place: legal plunder."



Frederick Bastiat

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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."


W.C. Fields

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"I wasn't always black...there was this freckle and it got bigger and bigger."


Bill Cosby

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"Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"


Jason Love

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"I swear by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."


Ayn Rand

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"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was 'Thank you,' that would suffice."

Meister Eckhart

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"The years teach much that the days never know."


Ralph Waldo Emerson

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"And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom."


Anais Nin

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"You cannot make a bed to fit the form of every man. If you can make a bed to fit yourself, you have done well."

The Aquarian Gospel of Jesus the Christ, 119:25

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"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."


Bill Cosby

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"Whatever you may say, the body depends on the Soul."


Nikolai Gogol

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"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"


Ayn Rand

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"Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town."


George Carlin

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"A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction."


Sholom Aleichem

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"Love is a grave mental disease."


Plato

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"I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them."


Rita Rudner

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"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it."


Zsa Zsa Gabor

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"I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant someone left town."


Michael Prichard

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"God made mud,

God made dirt,

God made boys

So girls could flirt."



Anonymous

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"You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays."


Nikolai Gogol

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"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and further, always carry a small snake."


W.C. Fields

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"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions."


George Carlin

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"Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream."



Mark Twain

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"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."


Jerome K. Jerome

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"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."


Groucho Marx

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"Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."


Mark Twain

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