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ojai22 03-28-2014 01:59 AM

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"Those who expect to reap the blessings of Freedom must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it."


Thomas Paine

ojai22 03-28-2014 02:00 AM

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"A right delayed is a right denied."


Martin Luther King, Jr.

ojai22 03-28-2014 02:04 AM

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"Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."


Anais Nin

ojai22 03-28-2014 02:06 AM

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"It isn't fair: The Caterpillar does all the work, and the Butterfly gets all the glory."


George Carlin


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ojai22 04-03-2014 01:21 AM

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"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."


Groucho Marx

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:22 AM

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"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."


Bill Cosby

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:25 AM

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"Democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where 51% of the people may take away the rights of the other 49%."


Thomas Jefferson

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:28 AM

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"The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see."


Ayn Rand

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:30 AM

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"To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler ~~ and less trouble."


Mark Twain

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:33 AM

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"For every idiot-proof system devised, a new, improved idiot will arise to overcome it."


Robb's Law of Technological Evolution

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:37 AM

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"It may be your whole position in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."

Anonymous

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:39 AM

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"Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better."


Albert Camus

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:40 AM

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"It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."


Voltaire

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:42 AM

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"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."


W.C. Fields

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:44 AM

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"Man has will, but woman has her way."


Oliver Wendell Holmes

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:47 AM

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"I speak two languages, Body and English."


Mae West

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:49 AM

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"Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park."


Anonymous

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:52 AM

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"It isn't that they can't see the solution. It is that they can't see the problem."


Gilbert Keith Chesterton

ojai22 04-03-2014 01:55 AM

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"If we could find out who's in charge, we could kill him."


George Carlin

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:07 PM

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"I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."


Steven Wright

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:09 PM

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"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."


Mark Twain

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:12 PM

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"Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."


George Carlin

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:15 PM

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"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: The wife is in charge."


Bill Cosby

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:17 PM

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"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."


W.C. Fields

ojai22 04-11-2014 07:18 PM

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"Evil requires the sanction of the victim."


Ayn Rand


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