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Old 01-31-2017, 05:30 PM   #51
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Hahaha... Love the Disney ones too!
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Old 01-31-2017, 08:17 PM   #52
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Awesome. Love them
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Old 02-03-2017, 07:57 AM   #53
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Old 02-03-2017, 08:47 PM   #54
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I'm Shadow and I approve this pun
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Old 02-04-2017, 05:51 AM   #55
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ACCOUNTING
It's accrual world
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:12 AM   #56
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Old 02-04-2017, 08:47 PM   #57
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Haha... that's awesome
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Old 03-08-2017, 01:05 PM   #59
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Haha. Nice one
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Old 04-02-2017, 10:40 PM   #61
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Old 04-03-2017, 05:54 AM   #62
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Tearable puns.


We have these at work. I'll post a picture when I get there.
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Old 04-03-2017, 11:01 AM   #63
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Tearable puns.

We have these at work. I'll post a picture when I get there.
Yes, please! I do enjoy the tearable puns.
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Old 05-20-2017, 01:04 AM   #64
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WITCH PARKING ONLY

All others will be toad.


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Old 05-20-2017, 04:20 AM   #65
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[B][FONT="Impact"][SIZE="4"]WITCH PARKING ONLY

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Old 05-20-2017, 01:40 PM   #66
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LOL! My previous neighbors had a sign like this in their front yard during Halloween season. Very effective, I'm sure.
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LOL! My previous neighbors had a sign like this in their front yard during Halloween season. Very effective, I'm sure.
Haha. That's a good one.
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Having a cow this morning due to sleep loss. Udder exhaustion.
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Old 08-25-2017, 11:32 AM   #70
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Mom sometimes gets angry when I borrow her cooking utensils... but it's a whisk I'm willing to take.

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The whisk one keeps making me smile in spite of myself
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Old 10-04-2017, 02:20 PM   #73
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I want to apologize for those posts. Helium Curium and Barium. I asked VBS to put it up for me. I like to tell better chemistry jokes but in reality all the good ones
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