I am frantic over my naughty/nice list and have been consumed with it for weeks, making sure I don’t make a nice a naughty or, even worse, a naughty a… nice. Not fair and really not… well… nice.

I am happy, healthy puffing stogies and playing with my twin granddaughters. So, I want for nothing… except more FANS… just kidding… but I have asked the Real Santa if I couldn’t, please, have a date for Christmas. He’s thinking about it. I am so excited!

I wish you all health, happiness and time with loved ones not only during Christmas holidays… but always… unless you wish otherwise and then…. to heck with you.

Fondly,

Dirk Benedict
Lt. Starbuck (ret.)
Lt. Templeton Peck (ret.)
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